The Little Retreat Quotes: Witty &
Snappy
Why compare gray and dark gray instead of comparing black and white?
Some ugly woman
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your
principles or your mistress."
Benjamin Disraeli
The Boss: Tell me again what the issue is. Dilbert: Do you
want the simple but misleading explanation or the one you won't
understand? The Boss: Either one is good, I wasn't planning on
listening.
Dilbert by Scott Adams
A beardless jew is the same as a bearded jewess.
Unknown
Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing
sex is.
Gershon Legman
Life is a struggle. Before lunch - with hunger, and after
lunch - with sleepiness.
Unknown
I'm confused... wait, maybe I am not.
A T-shirt
Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what
the hell happened.
a T-shirt